Me: So guys, there's this great genetics pickup line: I wish I were a DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.
Makes Barnyard Animal Noises: DNA helicase is a whore!
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Smart But Oh So Loud: Miss, Miss, Miss!!!! I just realized that everything we've learned so far, it all fits together!
Hands Down Smartest, Most Responsible Kid: You JUST figured that out?!
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Me: How do you guys feel about a field trip to the zoo?
Adorable But Slightly Sketchy Student: Aw, no, miss, that's kid stuff. Like, I took my daughter there!
(pause)
Me (in shock): You have a daughter!
Adorable But Slightly Sketchy Student: Hell yeah. And another one on the way.
(And he promptly returns to texting 5 girls on MySpace.)
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