Quote of the Day - February 16, 2011

Little Miss Negative: I'm gonna become the best forensic scientist ever, you hear me?

Speaks Louder Than Jet Engine: No.

Little Miss Negative: I'M GONNA BECOME THE BEST FORENSIC SCIENTIST EVER. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

Math Troubles

Speaks Louder Than a Jet Engine: Miss, I got a 50/50 on my Forensic Science quiz. Did I do good?

Me: Well, you tell me. Why don't you do the math?

Speaks Louder Than a Jet Engine: That's too hard. The way you do grading is too confusing.

Me: Well, if you divide 50 by 50, what do you get?

Speaks Louder Than a Jet Engine: I dunno. That's why I'm asking you.

That's What Henry VIII Thought...

Speaks Louder Than a Jet Engine: Miss, Imma get pregnant again. I really wanna girl. Baby girls are sooooo cute.

Me: What if it's not a girl?

Jet Engine: Oh, it will be. That's what I want.

Quote of the Day - January 25, 2011

Me: Hey, Speaks Louder Than a Jet Engine, why didn't you come to school yesterday?

Speaks Louder Than a Jet Engine: I went shopping!!

Me: So you cut school to go shopping?

Jet Engine: Yup, with my boyfriend and my son. It be so poppin'.

Me: What did your mom say? How come she didn't make you go to school?

Jet Engine: She can't make me do anything. I pushed a baby out of me, so I can make my own decisions.

Quote of the Day - November 15, 2010

Speaks Louder Than a Jet Engine: Miss, you need to start doin' some stuff, if ya know what I mean.

Me: Um, can you finish identifying those fingerprint patterns?

Jen Engine: No, I'm serious. That's all boys want. Except for when a boy, like, really, really loves you. But there aren't a lot of boys like that.

Awkward Moment of the Day - November 8, 2010

Decibals: Hahahahahaha I can't stop talking and laughing really loudly while Ms. Cyanococcus is trying to teach.

Me: Decibals, will you please be quiet and pay attention?

Decibals: Hahahahahahahahaha Miss, it's not my fault, it's my boyfriend's fault. Hahahahaha I'm going to keep talking and ignore Ms. Cyanococcus.

Speaks Louder Than a Jet Engine: No, Miss, seriously, it's her boyfriend's fault. You can't blame her.

Much whispering and giggling ensued. I overheard the phrase "morning wood" and promptly decided to drop the issue. Decibals continued talking all period.

Quote of the Day - October 4, 2010

Speaks Louder Than a Jet Engine: Miss, what do I need to know for the test?

Me: The Locard Principle, criminal law vs civil law, plea bargaining, the Bill of Rights...

Speaks Louder Than a Jet Engine: I don't pay no bills. I'm not gonna study that.