Food for Thought

Me: Hey, Loves Candy, why are you wandering the hallway during your lunch period? You should be in the cafeteria.

Loves Candy: No, miss, I'm bored with eating.

Mail Ail

I gave my forensic science kids a 2-minute murder mystery to solve. The clue was that the murder took place on a Sunday, and the murderer was a maid, whose alibi was that she was out fetching the mail.

I tried to guide a group of students to the solution.

Loves Candy: Well, my mail comes on Sundays. I live in the ghetto.... I guess the ghetto mailman brings it on Sundays.

Hair Color

Loves Candy: Miss, Miss, I'm gonna dye my hair this weekend.

Me: Oh, cool! What color?

Loves Candy: Oh, dark.

Me: Cool, dark brown? Dark blonde?

Loves Candy: Just dark.

Quote of the Day - October 29, 2010

Loves Candy: Miss, what's a nice way to say "fat"?

Me: Ummm, how about "pleasantly plump"?

Loves Candy: (begins writing assignment) Loves Candy is pleasantly plump....